At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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