dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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