So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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