Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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