I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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