dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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