ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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