But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
where are you?
Hypothermia
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
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