All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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