I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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