I like my sex mixed with concussions.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
accomplished twins. life is a go
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Randomize
