i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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