Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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