Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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