Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Randomize
