I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
why didn't you poke me back
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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