Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Are we still banned from the library?
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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