I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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