this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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