it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
The feeling are messing with the penis
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Randomize
