I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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