today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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