Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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