I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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