Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I just made out with a guy for $7.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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