ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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