I got chris browned last night
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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