why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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