Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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