we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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