I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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