med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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