Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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