That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Randomize
