she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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