love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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