i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize
