Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
and eventually we just all took our pants off
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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