is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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