Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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