too bad you live with your parents still
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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