Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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