THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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