lets start a swedish sibling band together
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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