can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Randomize
