I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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