My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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