so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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