No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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