were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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