She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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