I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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