Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
This baby is an asshole
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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