ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
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